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BREAKING NEWSBuhari To Contest Presidency In 2019 Without Any Political Party Biafra Hausa Corper Flogs Igbo Student To Coma For Writing ‘Biafra Boy’ In His Texbook

Residents of Nkpor, in Anambra state, were provoked beyond measure after a school boy was beaten without mercy for writing ‘Biafra Boy’ in his textbook. An exclusive report by Ebonyi TV News reveals that the incident happened in Ideal Minds Foundation Secondary School, Nkpor.
The secondary school student who was a die-hard fanatic of Biafra wrote ‘BIAFRA BOY’ in his student textbook and handed in his class work to his teacher, a member of the National Youth Service Corps deployed to the school as his place of primary assignment.
The corps member was reported to have been offended for what the boy wrote and as a result, immediately dragged him to the office of the principal where the boy was said to have received 21 strokes of the cane.
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All efforts made to speak with principal of the school was unfruitful and staff of the school refused to comment on the issue.

Reacting to the incident, residents of Nkpor described it as an intimidation of the highest order. A woman simply identified as Charity said there is no way they will take it lightly.
Another person who spoke on the condition of anonymity pointed out that an occurrence of this sort will never happen in the North.
“If it where in the North, the principal and the corper would have been burnt alive by now. But they should be thankful that Christianity does not accept shedding of innocent blood, unlike Islam.”
This is quite provoking! What happened to freedom of expression? Although a youth corps member is more like a symbol of unity in the nation, punishing a boy this way for a flimsy reason will only end up creating hatred and disunity. I hope this fire is doused before it gets out of hand…

JONATHAN FOR 2019 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: KILL THE THOUGHTS---AZUKA ONWOKA 

Since last week’s visit of former President Goodluck Jonathan to Sokoto and the tumultuous welcome given to him by the crowd, many people have been toying with the idea of a Jonathan presidential comeback in 2019.

Jonathan had visited Sokoto to commiserate with the people, especially the Dasuki family, on the death of their former Sultan, Alhaji Ibrahim Dasuki, father of Jonathan’s national security adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki, who has been in detention since last year over the management of security funds.
The media reported that the crowd that welcomed Jonathan displayed placards which read: “Baba Jonathan Come Back.” Ironically, Sokoto State is controlled by the All Progressives Congress. Shortly before last year’s election, Jonathan’s name was like a taboo in Sokoto and most parts of Northern Nigeria, even though he was still the President. Chants of Sai Baba rented the air in solidarity with the presidential ambition of the APC’s candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, who is the President today.

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The surprise is that in less than one year and six months of the Buhari Presidency, there could be any desire to have Jonathan back in office. It is worse that such would come from the North, which is seen as the stronghold of Buhari. Some commentators, including ThisDay columnist, Dele Momodu, who campaigned for Buhari, have written about the possibility of Jonathan contesting the 2019 election. But they seem to miss the point in the reaction of the Sokoto crowd.
It will be foolhardy for Jonathan to even consider the idea of contesting the 2019 election. Jonathan never portrayed himself as power-crazy while in office. That was why last year’s election and transition went without bloodshed and crisis. It is better for him to remain the way he is, with some praising him for achieving some milestones and others condemning him for achieving nothing. If Buhari had not begun ruling Nigeria last year, today, he would be viewed as the Messiah that would have saved Nigeria and made it one of the top 10 countries of the world, if he was given the opportunity. But by coming into office, it is a widespread view that Buhari has been demystified.
During last year’s election, it was obvious that Jonathan and Buhari were not fantastic choices, even though their political parties as well as the mainstream media and social media engaged in outlandish exaggeration to win the election. Each of the two candidates had some strengths and deficiencies, and each voter preferred one candidate based on perception and conviction.
The reason for the nostalgia for Jonathan is not because he will do miracles if he were to return. It is because the electorate has experienced the performance of Buhari and is disappointed. Hunger or job loss knows no ethnicity, religion or political party. The reaction of the Sokoto crowd should be a wake-up call to Buhari. Inflation Buhari met in May last year at less than 10 percent stood at 18.3 per cent in October. A bag of rice which sold at N8,000 in May last year now sells at over N23,000.  A dollar which exchanged in the parallel market at about N230 in May last year now exchanges for about N470.
Without any rise in the people’s earnings, the prices of all goods and services have risen by between 100 and 200 per cent. Sadly, there is no sign that this destabilising rise is about to stop. With the continuous depreciation in the value of the naira, it is obvious that there could be an increase in the pump price of petrol any moment from now, because the bulk of the petrol we use is imported with dollars. Many of those who were earning salaries have lost their jobs with the mass sack that has been happening in the banks and other organisations. The state of the economy and non-availability of dollars have made many companies to close shop or leave Nigeria. This month, Erisco Foods Limited shut down and relocated to China, citing an unfavourable operating climate which had escalated operational costs in recent months. That caused 1,500 people to lose their jobs.

 

In addition to all these, Nigerians see inertia in governance. Simple decisions seem to take an eternity to make. At first, it seemed as if the six months it took Buhari to appoint his ministers was just a one-off teething trouble, but events have shown that it is his style. Nigeria’s ambassador to the United States, Prof Ade Adefuye, died on August 27, 2015. Over a year after, he has not been replaced.  Nigeria’s Permanent Representative to the United Nations, Prof Joy Ogwu, left office many months ago. She has not been replaced. Mr James Ocholi, who was the Minister of State for Labour, died in an accident on March 6, 2016. He has not been replaced. Since last year when Prof Attahiru Jega and many commissioners retired from the Independent National Electoral Commission, many positions have not been filled. Last month, it was reported that as many as 29 states did not have resident electoral commissioners.

The two areas Buhari projects as his trump cards are security and anti-corruption fight. After a rise in Boko Haram’s attacks from when Buhari took over, there was a lull some months ago. It was a sign that the security agencies were recording successes in the fight against Boko Haram. It was comforting.  The security agencies and the government stated that Boko Haram had been “degraded”. But it seemed hasty. In recent weeks, the extremist group seems to be trying to prove that that it has not been defeated. This has led to many attacks which caused the loss of lives of many civilians and soldiers, including senior officers. It shows the security forces still have much work in their hands.

The activities of Fulani herdsmen and kidnappers are also worrisome, and there is no sign that they are being tamed.

On the issue of the anti-corruption fight, there have been accusations of a selective fight meant to subdue and silence opponents to the government. But the angle that seems glaring is that the anti-corruption fight is not institutionalised and systematic. It looks like something that has no tap roots and will wither once Buhari leaves office. On the roads, in the offices, and at different national points of entry or exit, officials of different government agencies still brazenly demand bribes. They do so because they know that nobody is coming after them.

One sign that shows that a country abhors corruption is the use of agent provocateurs and underground agents. They pose as people who need services or they pose as people who are ready to commit a crime. If anybody demands a bribe from them or wants to join them in the crime, they play along, recording conversations and collecting evidences that will implicate the offenders. Once the bribe is collected, their colleagues come in and make arrest. What it does is that it puts everybody at alert. Hardened offenders will still find ways to collect bribes but others will stop for fear that they do not know who is real and who wants to ensnare them. But because many people have noticed that there is no depth in the anti-corruption fight, corruption still goes on in a blatant manner.

Buhari came to power last year with so much goodwill. Expectations were high. He was seen as the leader that would change the culture of impunity, corruption, indiscipline, poverty, flamboyance, injustice, tribalism, nepotism, mediocrity, waste, and other vices going on in Nigeria. But his action and inaction show that he seems overwhelmed. Except for those who defend whatever Buhari does because of political, ethnic or religious loyalty, there is discontent in the land because of the continuous slide into hard times as well as a lack of clear-cut plan to turn things around. That was why the Sokoto crowd asked for Jonathan’s return. Buhari should find a way of reversing this descent and give Nigerians something to cheer about.

Photos:Australian Government Crowns Little Emmanuella Princess Of Comedy And Gives Mark Angel Leadership Award

Guys goodnews our beloved little Comedienne Little Emmanuella has just been crowned the Princess of Comedy by the Australian Government also Uncle Mark Angel himself was also Honoured with a leadership Award.

Fast rising comedienne became the youngest recipients of the Afro -Australia Music & Movie Awards (AAMMA).

The youngster was crowned in Sydney, Australia, She won 2 awards – Best new comedienne & Princess of Comedy.

The AAMMA AWARDS was established by Scrim Entertainment (owned by Daniel Okoduwa) to celebrate Artists of African origin irrespective of borders or National identities.

Other recipients in the past includes Hollywood icon Vivica A Fox, Ramsey Nouah , Anne Kansiime , Desmond Elliot, Pascal Atuma , TUFACE Idibia , John Dumelo , Mercy Johnson , Monalisa Chinda, Awilo Longomba , Emerson Bockarie, Jimmy B, Ejike Asiegbu and many others . The organisers described the talent of Emmanuella as simply phenomenal

Mark Angel Comedy Won Best Subsaharan Channel In The Just Conclude Youtube Awards.

SURPRISING!!!! HOW A PASTOR CLAIMS HEALING MEMBERS WITH INSECTICIDES

A PASTOR CLAIMS HEALING MEMBERS BY SPRAYING INSECTICIDES ON THEM
Controversial pastor caught spraying pesticides on his congregation under the guise of healing them with 'anointed spray'.

A controversial South African pastor identified as Lethebo Rabalago, has made headlines for his method of administering 'healing' upon his congregation.

The preacher who has now been nicknamed 'prophet of doom' by angry social media users, after he was seen spraying DOOM (a popular brand of pesticide) on members of his congregation who had come forward to have demons casted out of them during a deliverance session.

Prophet Lethebo who heads the Mount Zion General Assembly (MZGA) church in South Africa, shared the following on his Facebook page:

"Sunday service with Prophet (Detective) Lethebo.

The Prophet commands demon to enter into people's bodies so that they can manifest, for demons need flesh in order for them to operate. He begins to speak to demons in order to address problems we face each day. He then drives them out of their bodies to free the people. You are anointed to cause demons to speak even when they don't want to."

"Mrs Mitala:

The Prophet called sick people to come r. She went to the forth and told the Prophet that she suffers from ulcer. The Prophet sprayed doom on her and she received her healing and and deliverance. We give God the glory!"